This past weekend was my third oldest cousin’s wedding. It was nice…I guess. She and her husband are a real life Barbie and Ken, with personalities to match so it was kind of a boring wedding. She looked pretty in her strapless dress; he looked nice in his run of the mill suit: the perfect couple. The bridesmaids wore champagne colored dresses the groomsmen wore suits with matching vests. It was just so original. Oh, and I was the program/bubble girl and had a lovely corsage. I felt soooo special, especially when I got to the reception and found that I was seated at the kiddie table. Yes, I was at the kiddie table with all of my younger cousins. I was the oldest at the table! They carded me to give me champagne and then tore down our table before the cake was cut so they could have a dance floor. It was lovely, especially since the bride threatened to stab me with her heels. I just ADORE my family.
In more exciting news, the J-Town cops have segways!!!!! You know, like the one G.O.B. had on Arrested Development! It was so awesome! It made me think of AD, and how much I missed it!
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You are the saddest thing ever. Obviously you should move in with me and we will frolic and never get threatened with shoes.
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