Monday, November 16, 2009

Holiday Homicide

This year I may have to do something I've never done before.

Kill Santa.

I know it sounds drastic, but really I can't stand that jolly little elf who stands on the display table singing "Jingle Bell Rock". If one more person pushes that little toy's button and makes him sing I am going to scream. Not only do I have to deal with crazy people at work, but now I have to deal with customers who are determined to drive me insane.

There is nothing jolly about hearing the same song 5 million times a day.

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