Buyer's Remorse

So today I decided I wanted a fish.

I researched tanks.

I picked out the kind of fish I want.

I went to the pet shop and bought everything but the fish.

Half way home I was regretting my decision. My mind began to race:



---What if I'm not allowed to have a fish in my apt?



---What if it dies?



---What am I suppose to do with it on the weekends I'm away?



But then, two stops from home, an old man fell getting on the bus. It was a big production. He couldn't get up, I was sure he was dying. So I jumped up and out the back and walked quickly home. A fish is a minor thing when old men are dying. I hate it when people decide to die around me. It really freaks me out. It seems to happen a lot. Note to the world: I am not a physician and can NOT help you, so find somewhere else to die. I will run in the other direction.

I have the tank set up. This weekend on my three days off I will go pick up the fishy!!!!!

Traffic Jam

The people of the Maryland/DC area have some issues with driving. Well, actually it's more like they have issues parking.I don't know why but for some reason people can't park straight here. It drives me insane. It's not that hard to do!

In other news I was almost killed today by an Embassador today. I was just walking across the street, following the signal, and this crazy fancy car comes flying around the corner and almost hit me. There was a flag in the windshield and all the windows were tinted so it had to have been someone important right? I guess if I have to be killed by a car I want it to be someone important, that way there will be a crazy big news story to cover my tragic passing.

Alright, my mind is fried and I can't look at the computer for a single moment longer.